


iWill IM

by ZeenoMCR



Category: iCarly
Genre: Friendship
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2010-04-21
Updated: 2010-06-25
Packaged: 2013-12-20 10:11:21
Rating: K+
Chapters: 2
Words: 434
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5913389/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2312910/ZeenoMCR
Summary: The iCarly gang IMs! (This is an old story, back when I thought Creddie was cool. Sorry.)





	1. Chapter 1

ShayCommaCarly: any1 on?  
SamP: yah  
iCarlyTech: yep  
SamP: ooh! a gramatical error from the technical weenie  
iCarlyTech: grr! dont make me call off that free supply of steaks we got from ricky flame  
ShayCommaCarly: guys! don't fight!  
SamP: you wouldnt dare  
iCarlyTech: try me  
ShayCommaCarly: GUYS!  
SamP: *yells a cuss word* your dead benson!  
ShayCommaCarly: *screams bloody murder*  
SamP: ok, ok. well stop fightin'  
iCarlyTech: i guess you mean for now?  
SamP: you know me 2 well, benson

Nevelocity has entered chat.

SamP: oh great. nubel is on  
Nevelocity: i heard-i mean saw-that, sam  
SamP: do i look like i care?  
ShayCommaCarly: what do u want, nevel?  
Nevelocity: the icarly url back  
iCarlyTech: no way!  
ShayCommaCarly: what? no!  
SamP: no and bring momma some fried chicken

AggressiveMom has entered chat.

AggressiveMom: Hello Sam. Hello Carly. Freddie! Time for your tick bath!  
iCarlyTech: MOM! y do i have 2 take a tick bath? ive never had ticks!  
ShayCommaCarly: LOL! tick bath!  
SamP: *busts out laughing*  
Nevelocity: ha ha  
SamP: no 1 asked u, nubel!  
AggressiveMom: Samantha! Don't be rude. Who is the person with the chat name Nevelocity?  
SamP: nevel papperman  
Nevelocity: pappermen  
SamP: whateves  
ShayCommaCarly: *swallows a giggle*  
iCarlyTech: you go, sam! no, really. go and never stop going!  
SamP: LEMME AT HIM! *bangs on the bensons' door*  
iCarlyTech: mom! dont open the door!  
AggressiveMom: I'm not about to let Samantha Puckett in my apartment.  
Nevelocity: i have to go.  
AggressiveMom: I have to leave too. You need a tick bath, Freddie.  
iCarlyTech: no, mom. i have no ticks! give 1 to sam!  
SamP: good riddance!

Nevelocity has signed off.  
AggressiveMom has signed off.

ShayCommaCarly: just the 3 of us.  
SamP: yep  
iCarlyTech: thank god!  
SamP: well, i gtg. mom just walked in and shes drunk. i got to run her a bath. bye carls, bye el salvadork

SamP has signed off.

ShayCommaCarly: um, wow.  
iCarlyTech: she called me el salvadork  
ShayCommaCarly: oh, sam.  
iCarlyTech: this is a little awkward  
ShayCommaCarly: uh, yeah. a little.  
ShayCommaCarly: wanna go 2 the groovie smoothie with me l8r?  
iCarlyTech: sure! what time?  
ShayCommaCarly: wanna go now?  
iCarlyTech: kk.

iCarlyTech has signed off.  
ShayCommaCarly has signed off.  
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	2. Dear readers

Dear readers,

I am sorry to say that I'm giving up FanFiction. That means that I will not post on any of my stories until further notice. I have school to focus on and I don't want FanFiction to get in the way of my grades. Again, I'm sorry guys. I bid you good day and wish you a happy life.

Love,  
Caiti


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